This is an important petition, guys. If you don’t sign it, the terrorists have won.
You guys are all about some “if this gets 100,000 notes, my mom will buy me an ice cream sandwich,” but if this gets 100,000 signatures, the White House will actually have to address this, and I don’t know about you, but I need—not want, need—to read that press release.
a reminder for myself to do this
it’s the remix to ignition, press release hot and fresh out the kitchen, congress rolling them lyrics, god this anthem...
Signal boost.
Like I said earlier, the petition has slowed down, so I’m just gonna signal boost it in case we can milk some more funny...
^finally
Clearly, this is the most American thing I’ll do all day.