Saving this for May 22nd when one of two things will have happened, a: nothing or b: the rapture happens and all us non-believers get free run of the planet.
I hope it happens. I’ve got Jesus-y friends with some really nice shit.
I don’t mean to rain on that, but doesn’t Rapture mean actually the opposite, where believers get to all run around on earth and everyone else goes to hell?
Jehovah’s Witnesses are creeeeepy. Why would anyone get all pumped about an apocalypse.
There are several theories on the rapture. The most prevalent are either that believers get sucked up to heaven status and us heathens run the earth for seven years until we figure it out or go to hell, opposite of that, or both suffer together for seven years until we all do whate we do.