Saving this for May 22nd when one of two things will have happened, a: nothing or b: the rapture happens and all us non-believers get free run of the planet.
I hope it happens. I’ve got Jesus-y friends with some really nice shit.
I don’t mean to rain on that, but doesn’t Rapture mean actually the opposite, where believers get to all run around on earth and everyone else goes to hell?
Jehovah’s Witnesses are creeeeepy. Why would anyone get all pumped about an apocalypse.
There are several theories on the rapture. The most prevalent are either that believers get sucked up to heaven status and us heathens run the earth for seven years until we figure it out or go to hell, opposite of that, or both suffer together for seven years until we all do whate we do.
Yaaay.
This shit better wait. I need to attend Sasquatch! on the 27th!
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Not to mention that Rapture theology didn’t exist until the 1800s.
I’ve actually brought this up to devout Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses that I know and they think it’s bullshit too...
I would just like to point out that in Protestant Christianity (and Catholicism too, I believe, although please correct...
awwwww yeaaaaahhhhhhh
I hope not. Kung Fu Panda 2 doesn’t come out until the 26th.
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Can we all just stop for a minute and love on this? New personal graphic. I’m just gonna judge everyone on that day....
I hope not. Kung Fu Panda 2 doesn’t come out until the 26th.
There are several theories on the rapture. The most prevalent are either that believers get sucked up to heaven status...
Whatever. As long as I get Born This Way on the 23rd.
Saving this for May 22nd when one of two things will have happened, a: nothing or b: the rapture happens and all us...