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I was asked who I was voting for today by a girl in a Romney t-shirt and replied “Obama”. She just said ok, and ignored me. I asked her if she was registering people to vote and she said yes, but only Romney supporters. I asked if I could still register and was told the the Obama campaign was registering democrats.

The Romney campaign is illegally refusing to register Democrats on college campuses. This is almost as bad as that time in Sacramento when they registered people of both parties but then changed everyone’s registration to Republican, or those times in Oregon and Nevada when they just destroyed the Democratic registration forms.

what the actual fuck

Despicable.

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

Out-of-Touch Mitt Romney

Romney: “So Smithers, I want your honest opinion of how I did in Louisiana. You know I have trouble mingling with the common folk and I count on your feedback…”
Smithers: “Well Sir, there was one troubling moment when you told the lady who lost her home due to the hurricane & flooding to “go home and call 211.
Romney: “That’s the proper procedure Smithers. 211 is a telephone number in Louisiana that provides information to residents about health and human services programs.
Smithers: “I understand sir, and while she could use a cell phone to make those calls, she couldn’t exactly go home.
Romney: “I didn’t mean to her flooded home you ninny! I meant one of her other homes!
Smithers: “Mr. Romney, only a teeny-tiny percentage of Americans have more than one home.
Romney: “Oh Smithers, what would I do without you to keep me abreast of the peculiar habits of the riff-raff. 

truth-has-a-liberal-bias:

Out-of-Touch Mitt Romney


Romney: “So Smithers, I want your honest opinion of how I did in Louisiana. You know I have trouble mingling with the common folk and I count on your feedback…”

Smithers: “Well Sir, there was one troubling moment when you told the lady who lost her home due to the hurricane & flooding to go home and call 211.

Romney: “That’s the proper procedure Smithers. 211 is a telephone number in Louisiana that provides information to residents about health and human services programs.

Smithers: “I understand sir, and while she could use a cell phone to make those calls, she couldn’t exactly go home.

Romney: “I didn’t mean to her flooded home you ninny! I meant one of her other homes!

Smithers: “Mr. Romney, only a teeny-tiny percentage of Americans have more than one home.

Romney: “Oh Smithers, what would I do without you to keep me abreast of the peculiar habits of the riff-raff. 


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The 10 Oddest Items in the GOP Platform

thepoliticalfreakshow:

Any party platform is necessarily a compromise between a number of different interest groups. Inevitably, there are always some odd or puzzling policy planks that make it in. Here are 10 of the more unexpected items from this year’s Republican platform:

(The Washington Post)

1) Repeal the Sixteenth Amendment! Maybe… “In any restructuring of federal taxation, to guard against hypertaxation of the American people, any value added tax or national sales tax must be tied to the simultaneous repeal of the Sixteenth Amendment, which established the federal income tax.”

2) Police the universities for liberal bias. “Ideological bias is deeply entrenched within the current university system. Whatever the solution in private institutions may be, in State institutions the trustees have a responsibility to the public to ensure that their enormous investment is not abused for political indoctrination. We call on State officials to ensure that our public colleges and universities be places of learning and the exchange of ideas, not zones of intellectual intolerance favoring the Left.”

3) Defend the Electoral College at all costs. “We oppose the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact or any other scheme to abolish or distort the procedures of the Electoral College.” (See here for an explanation of the National Popular Vote compact.)

4) End our dependence on foreign… fertilizer? “Our dependence on foreign imports of fertilizer could threaten our food supply, and we support the development of domestic production of fertilizer.” (For those curious, here’s a longer analysis of America’s potential fertilizer woes.)

5) Affirmative action for Republican officials inside the District of Columbia. “D.C.’s Republicans have been in the forefront of exposing and combating the chronic corruption among the city’s top Democratic officials. We join their call for a non-partisan elected Attorney General to clean up the city’s political culture and for congressional action to enforce the spirit of the Home Rule Act assuring minority representation on the City Council. After decades of inept one-party rule, the city’s structural deficit demands congressional attention.”

6) Selective statehood. “We support the right of the United States citizens of Puerto Rico to be admitted to the Union as a fully sovereign state if they freely so determine.” So, good news for Puerto Rico. But don’t get too excited, D.C.: “We oppose statehood for the District of Columbia.”

7) Step up the war against pornography. “Current laws on all forms of pornography and obscenity need to be vigorously enforced.”

8) Innovation is all about freedom. “Liberty alone fosters scientific inquiry, technological innovation, entrepreneurship, and information exchange. Liberty must remain the core energy behind America’s environmental improvement.”

9) Reconsider the gold standard. “Determined to crush the double-digit inflation that was part of the Carter Administration’s economic legacy, President Reagan, shortly after his inauguration, established a commission to consider the feasibility of a metallic basis for U.S. currency. The commission advised against such a move. Now, three decades later, as we face the task of cleaning up the wreckage of the current Administration’s policies, we propose a similar commission to investigate possible ways to set a fixed value for the dollar.”

10) No minimum wage for the Mariana Islands. “The Pacific territories should have flexibility to determine the minimum wage, which has seriously restricted progress in the private sector.”

Related: How the Republican Party platform has evolved through the decades.

Republicans have created this completely fictional President: his name is Barack X, and he’s an Islamo-socialist revolutionary who’s coming for your guns, raising your taxes, slashing the military, apologizing to other countries, and taking his cues from Europe — or worse yet, Saul Alinsky!

And this is how politics has changed: you used to have to run against an actual candidate. But now, you just recreate him inside the bubble and run against your new fictional candidate. That’s how Bush won in 2004 — by running against John Kerry, a French war criminal.

And speaking of Bush, I know conservatives are saying ‘Oh Bill, come on — Democrats did the same thing to him.’ No. Say what you will about the left’s hating of Bush, (but) at least we were hating on the real guy. We didn’t invent a boogeyman who tanked the economy, took us to war on false pretenses, and tortured prisoners — that was the actual guy.

But run down the list of complaints about ‘Fantasy Obama’. He ‘wants to raise your taxes,’ even though he’s lowered them; ‘confiscate your guns,’ even though he’s never mentioned it; and ‘read terrorists their rights’ — yeah, like he did Tuesday in Somalia.

…You see, the difference is the Republicans’ hatred of Obama is based on a paranoid feeling on what he might do; what he’s thinking; what he secretly wants to change. Anger with Bush was based on what he actually did. What Bush was thinking didn’t matter — because he wasn’t.

BILL MAHER, Real Time (via inothernews)
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steviemcfly:



Someone photoshop a combination of Ron Paul and Pauly D for me.
Ron Pauly D. It would be hilarious but I’m lazy.



This is a thing of intense beauty.

blog-soup:

Ask and you shall receive, steviemcfly.

Someone photoshop a combination of Ron Paul and Pauly D for me.

Ron Pauly D. It would be hilarious but I’m lazy.

This is a thing of intense beauty.

honestly i want to know who those 953 dead people voted for

lau-ra-sau-rus:

because come in, that’s a goldmine of potential sloganry and/or daily show fodder right there.

  • “mitt romney: the official choice of the braindead!”
  • “newt gingrinch believes in dead americans”
  • “santorum: exactly what dead people ordered… for america.”

i mean, the real question is, if you were a dead person, who would you vote for?

You know they all voted for Ron Paul. He’ll bring things back to the way they were when these people were alive, in 1855.

Yo, the best thing about the modern Republican party’s use of coded language in speaking to their racist-ass constituency is how hilariously transparent this whole thing is. “You know, food stamp President, get it, like because of welfare, know what I’m talking about, like, what kind of person do we all say uses food stamps, are you understanding me now?” We basically need a new phrase to describe this ridiculous form of rhetoric, subtext so shallow it’s basically text.

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