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WE’RE GONNA TAKE IT INTO OVERTIME
WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM
IT’S YO CHANCE DO YO DANCE
AT THE SPACE JAAAAAAAM
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
DKE, fraternity of former Presidents George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush, has been banned from their alma mater for five years after the pigheaded douchebags that populate said fraternity chanted such things as, “No means yes! Yes means anal!” while they marched across campus.
Good on Yale for taking care of this. They should have expelled the assholes too. This is the kind of shit that makes it difficult for those of us in fraternities that are not godawful cesspools of douchebaggery to explain what Greek life is really like overall.
I got called a fag by frat guys on at least 5 occasions my freshman year at Mizzou (once twice in one night), so suffice to say, I’ve never had the best opinion of guys in frats. However, I have met some awesome guys who were, and I don’t want to steretotype frats as a whole buuuuuuut.
Sadly I’ve typically found the awesome ones to be the exception to the rule. I’m really hoping these sexist pigs actually fucking learned something from this, but I highly doubt it.
I doubt they did. They probably felt like they got fucked over and complained about the “sluts” and “whores” that “bitched” about the horrible, horrible things they said while bringing this situation upon themselves.
But here’s what Greek life looked like for me:
Obviously very different than what you niggaz probably expect.
raise your hand if sexual
SO I PUT MY HAAANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN’ MY SONG
Man, I am exactly as drunk and sexually frustrated as the time when it was New Years and this dude came up to us singing that song and we laughed and I made out with nobody at midnight, but got a German girl’s number and then didn’t hang out with her and didn’t have sex for seven months afterward and hated all of the things.
I should not be allowed to be alive when I’m this particular variety of drunk.
does masturbating to their family photos count?
This is super awkward. But in the interest of making everyone feel awkward, I’ve had sex with two of my followers.
WHO I ISSSSS